| LinkMoTron v0.987 |
| More Beta Than You'll Ever Be. |
| Fri, 29 May 2026 0:17:41 UTC |
Of course Japan would use robot wolves, though admittedly a shortage is a surprise |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
  Has anyone checked if the bears are robots?   |
| Thu, 28 May 2026 17:51:54 UTC |
Cities Are Covering Flock Cameras With Trash Bags |
Quine |
| Wait... What? |
| Thu, 28 May 2026 16:10:15 UTC |
To directly mix weirdness with daily life is like mixing whale-oil with vinegar. Yet, somehow, this feels tasty and attractive to some people. It’s like a salad-dressing. |
Quine |
| Interesting |
| Thu, 28 May 2026 2:46:06 UTC |
Wait a minute. That's not the wallet inspector... |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Wed, 27 May 2026 16:48:26 UTC |
Seems self evident if you've met a tech CEO at any point in the last two years |
Quine |
| Blindingly Obvious |
| Wed, 27 May 2026 5:30:12 UTC |
I swear someone had this same grift back in the bitcoin mining heyday. Though at least then it also gave you free heat |
Quine |
| Stupid |
| Wed, 27 May 2026 1:55:43 UTC |
Feels like they really should've gotten that in his hands before the Kickstarter closed |
Quine |
| Weird |
| Tue, 26 May 2026 22:03:57 UTC |
But look how much fun they're having! |
Quine |
| DoooOOoOoom! |
| Mon, 25 May 2026 5:46:47 UTC |
Use your Computer skills to defeat 'Evil Al' The noxious, noisome nasty Network Narc |
Quine |
| Interesting |
| Sun, 24 May 2026 18:42:50 UTC |
I used to make fun of Australians for betting on reality shows that wrapped filming months ago. Who knew the only thing keeping everyone else from doing it was just the access |
Quine |
| Grotesquely Stupid |
| Sun, 24 May 2026 5:04:36 UTC |
Oura says it gets government demands for user data |
Quine |
| Blindingly Obvious |
| Sat, 23 May 2026 22:38:42 UTC |
Maybe they shouldn't have fed it so much "Evil" stolen scifi then |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Fri, 22 May 2026 21:12:12 UTC |
The repository was reportedly named “Private-CISA.” |
Quine |
| P0wn3d |
| Thu, 21 May 2026 2:03:34 UTC |
Sure, it's deeply stupid. But just imagine how many religious/schizophrenic people you can get to completely lose their shit |
Quine |
| Grotesquely Stupid |
| Thu, 21 May 2026 2:00:30 UTC |
That these fucking clowns are still holding out hope there's some secret, better version of the tech they haven't worked up to yet... it's amazing religiousity in this country ever waned |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Thu, 21 May 2026 1:42:52 UTC |
Old Man Yells at Cloud, but not the way you'd think |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Wed, 20 May 2026 21:45:21 UTC |
I _really_ don't need a new slushy machine, but every time that fucker mentions the new one can do 20abv I think about it |
Quine |
| Drink! |
| Wed, 20 May 2026 20:26:48 UTC |
Police said McDaniel remains in jail as of Tuesday, charged with operation of a vehicle in a closed section of the lake, not having a valid boat registration and other water safety equipment violations. |
Quine |
| Annoying Douchebag |
| Wed, 20 May 2026 18:43:00 UTC |
Got to admit, not where I thought it was going to go when I heard "crypto company can't continue unless it can do fraud". Fucking KYC |
Quine |
| Random |
| Wed, 20 May 2026 4:10:49 UTC |
Kirkland Signature Batman is definitely getting to be a thing |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Wed, 20 May 2026 3:55:22 UTC |
Don't mind me, just googling "How to kill a golden goose" for no reason. |
Quine |
| Shamelessly Stolen |
| Tue, 12 May 2026 0:17:09 UTC |
"Attempted murder." Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Do they? |
Quine |
| Politics |
| Mon, 11 May 2026 22:10:00 UTC |
Now I wonder about the acidity of Monster. The story with Coke was always every canned rat was fake because it would be completely broken down by the time the can got to stores |
Quine |
| Interesting |
